Monday, July 05, 2004


I just went off to lunch at Lam's Gardens and was sitting there dribbling sweet and sour goo on my shirt while watching CNN. The usual.

John Kerry was doing a photo op at some baseball game with him pitching and... oh, my.

The guy runs like a swish and throws a ball like a girl! Folks, this is scarey.

And this guy wants to be the president of the United States? Please... oh, please. Oh.... Please.

Suddenly, I'm scared. The guy runs with his hands up like a hairdresser! And throws a ball as if he were overhanding a tube of KY to his boyfriend!

God help us.