From Stevie (the Head Librarian) --

Is it just me or does anyone else find it
amazing that our government can track a cow born in
Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also
they track her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country.

Look for the ACLU (American Cow Liberty Union)
to change all that real soon. Cows have rights too.