~BENITO RIP~

Benito Martinez, world's oldest living man, 126 year old Cuban, died yesterday in hospital in Cuba. Benito moved to Cuba in 1880 from Haiti, attributes his longivity to going easy on cigars, on booze, hard work, and not marrying.

The Cubans actually have a club of 120 year olds. I may move... there must be something in the coffee. Tell me -- have you ever seen a Haitian that has lived that long without getting AIDS? Oh yeah... no women to hurry him to the graveyard. Hmmm.

Here'z the link.

Bob