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OLD DUDE - ITUS


Is it just me, or does it seem as if the whole damned world is getting pregnant? Or getting rides to the emergency room after their water has broken? Or have missed their visit from Aunt Flo? Two of the ladies in my unit at work are out on those birthing cycle sabbaticals. That would be OK if the evil gnomes in stat government would replace them during their post partum (is that a word? hmmm) adjusting period. Gee... should I go back to work? Wht if the bambina is traumatized? Am I a good mothter? Yada Yada Yada. Ladies! We need help here at the office! Your caseload has sloshed over onto my desk and you didn't do my kind of casework! Get back here! Now!